What To Bring On A Mission - According To Elder Eliason

Here is the e-mail I got from my brother, Elder Eliason, via 3 days before I leave on my mission:

So, I created a list for things that youl will need to bring with you...actually I asked a family of less actives that we reactivated to create the list. the list includes but not exclusively:

4 pairs of underwear

1 pistol

4 pounds of pure gold

1 hammer

1 machete

1 table saw

crayons

30 pairs of shoes

a change of clothes

glasses

1 photo frame to put a photo of your older brother who also is on the mission to show to your companions and make them jealous.  also his email address.

6 rocks

peanuts

nuttella

1 monkey.

50 galons of sunscreen.

I hope that that pretty summs it up :)

te amo, boa sorte.

EE

Here is a picture of my brother: 

Gotta love him!